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05/01/2004 - 05/31/2004  

Thursday, May 27, 2004

Older Zelda thing It's funny seeing it again.

Shrek toys... of doom. Some of these would've scared the shit out of little me.

New T5 info. Yay for no fucking wall pushes. I still wish someone could manage to make a balanced fighting game. Avoid the whole "Win Button" crap.

Beefy Away messages. I won't be using it, but feel free.

Olsens really want to screw-oo-oo-oo. I love Outkast :P He can make anything better.

End of the world. Harvard edition. This one is not as funny, but meh... If you haven't seen the original, go... watch it, bitch!

Bagadada ...Fucking asians. It's funny.. well, to me. Fuck you!

Shocking dance! There should be more fences like that, for videos like this.

Trampoline folly. The guy that sets up the mats, is fired.

New SB Email. Theme park time!

Why American Idol sucks. I dunno, seems sort of the standard of an American to me. Not really an idol. But yes, it sucks.

Shitty thing to end on, but I'm all outta usefulness for now.

...Ohio the shoes which me, is severe! The Zerg it is congested,!

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Build your pwn coaster. It was amusing for a bit.

Painful, but no gore C- for there being no bloodshed after the faceplant.

More ass than you can shake a stick at. But the good kind. In a good way. NSFW

Hamster pr0n. I'm only worried because I'm sure someone, somewhere *really* likes this.

Crazy guy. Beats some girl and forces her to cook him food. ::prevents making free joke::

Roller Coaster Goodness Oh man, this is sooo fun.

Oooh, colors. That's all, perdy shit.

...Boom! This makes me lose some slight respect for Brittish humor. ::puts in Snatch to bring it back::

Food Anomolies Wow, people doccument this shit?

...Find a death dot com. What the fuck? Jonathan Brandis killed himself? Shit. Learn something old everyday.

Rose petal game... thing. ...Yeeeah. If you can figure it out, then congrats. o_O *Update* I got it now. I was just thinking way too hard.

Because you need a bunch of shit on your toilet paper. All I care is that it's soft.

I wonder if you can return it for the original price. Circuit city fuck up. ...If they fix it, it was regular price $19,999.99, you save -$19,985.00

Sex Bracelets Haha, I wish every person would suddenly know what someone might think it means.

How much are they worth?....Naked!

Hottest ping pong player, ever. Gotta get in on this now, so I can get out when she's trendy.

Photoshop something bigger. I love photoshop.

Crack smoking shirts. Islam Elementary. My kid is the bomb!

This is just stupid. Oh no, a snail. Run. Quick. It might kill you.

Are you as dumb as Jessica Simpson? If you are, let me know so I can stab you in the eye with a spork. - Sadly these are all real things she's said.

ph33r t3h sw4n Damn, I wish there was a video of the swan pwning the dog.

Snoop Dogg is married? Well, not for long.

Greyhound of the sky. You couldn't pay me enough to get on that fucking plane.

Bras on ebay. I'm really surprised noone has bid yet. Yet.

To bed for me.

...Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phoooone!
This one was good I got uh, hell I forget 45% on the second part and yeah.

9 types of girls. I think I had a 2/6/7 combo.

Wow, that's just a shitty day. Soccer hooligans prolly beat him after the game.

....Sex drive test. -_- they should've at least named it something better. Lets be reasonable here.

25 hottest under 25. I *really* hope they're not in order. Cuz uh, yeah. They still missed people I think.

Japanese lunch packs. I'm not sure if this is cute, or downright frightening.

...She would get beat. I don't even care.

...Shya, beat Kobayashi. That might happen. When his own kid beats him.

Some crazy ass car mods. I have to assume their japanese, cuz they're fucking with american cars.

Kinky test. Onoez! 480... I'm not sure if that's good or twisted.

Basketball dunking thing. The controls are simple, but it's fucking hard. Figure that out.

Top 10 nip slips. There's the full boob Aldo was talkin' about.

Hardocore mini golf right here. Damn, some of the holes were fscking HARD.

FFXII Random Battles Meh, it was sort of funny. Nothing like the final fantasy school one.

Dungeons and Dragons! Oldie, and bestie. 8 bit style.

Half-Life 2 case mod This thing is amazing. Well, I think so anyway.

And now for something completely different.


Easy enough

Dirty look

Conflict of interest


I know I do.

Yeah, you newb.

They sure are.

She's an 8

Format him.

Wall of silence.

...I shal sit here til one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman!

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Hand Scanner via Internet Oooh, yeah. It's 100% on that shit.

Ever seen a guy lift a car? ...with his neck?

That Lexus add That everyone has probably seen anyway. Hell I think I posted it already.

Classic Tales from the leet Romeo and Juliet. Everyone should've already watched this. If not, watch it again.

Classic number 2 from teh l337! Hamlet this time. - Hopefully both these links are acurate. If not, lemme know.

...They dyed me this color!
Uh oh! Where's Aldo? Someone should show this to him.

Family Guy Quotes They're even rated. How can ya go wrong with that?

Potato Chips. Amusing, psuedo art. Weird collections. Whatever you wanna call it.

New RO Server ...Well, not new but Brett and I started on it like a day ago. 60/60/60/60 or something.

More Family Guy Goodness! Tons of stuffs on here.

Stick 'em up, pussy. I still want to find that damn samurai one again!

They call him Nick... The Dick. I just wanna see someone grab it. NSFW

Tons of Invader Zim Stuff Use it, or don't. Doesn't matter to me.

...Yeah, I don't get it. Maybe if I was really... something. maybe.

Not a soccer fan, but meh Cool shit, is cool shit.

I miss cookiethievery :( But this is close. Fucking much weirder though, lemme tell ya... Ok, after watching about 4 of them, they kick much ass.

Same thing as the previous link Just need to post twice, for emphasis to watch them.

Is your cell phone this good? Mine isn't. I miss my cell :(

213 things Skippy is not allowed to do in the US Army. It's old, but never been posted. Until now!

...Oops. Bet they were scurred.

I want them to invade Turkey. But I suppose invading canada would be funny.

Remote control car. In flash. It's kinda neat, but simple.

The cost of sex. For now, free.

All the mod chips you could ever use I'm sure someone needs an Xbox one or something :P

Jon Stewarts Commencement Speech It's good, but the one Will Ferrel did was better :P

Spot the differences. It's like that bar game, only without being drunk.

Holy shit, it's Sanders 1999. If you were around Nick's that year, you'd get it.

aaand I'm spent.

...Noah was a drunk, look what he accomplished.

Saturday, May 22, 2004

Meh, slacking lately. Don't even know why. Prolly cuz I have no idea if anyone looks at this anymore :P

I really want to try this. Absinth just... yeah, pwn. Lets buy it :)

Andy Kaufman is... ALIVE?! Yeah, fucking crazy. Brett put it best with "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Cheap ass TV Thing For your car, that George found.

meh, short cuz I'm updating avant and I'll lose this shit otherwise.

Monday, May 17, 2004

Big ass update. Screw you, I've been sicker than shit. I wouldn't wish this upon.. well, maybe I would but fuck 'em. Anyway, enjoy.

Uh Oh joke

A cruise ship sinks, and there are only 3 survivors, two men and one woman. They stay on a desert island, but its lonely, and soon the woman begins to have sex with the men left and right. But a year later, without rescue, she felt horrible about what she'd done and hung herself...the men were mortified.

"What are we going to do for fun?" they asked...then they turned to each other with a knowing smile.

A year later, they felt bad about what they'd been doing....


Detouching via photochop. Almost as amazing as the good things people do with it.

Stupid people doing stupid things Some amusing shit on there. The psuedo sled one pwnz.

Arcade font. Best font ever :P

Red Sox rookie hazing. Rookie turned hooter girl.

Insanity Test. I don't care how old it is. It's fuckin' funny.

Insanity Test No, really. When I was looking for the other one, I found this one. It was too long for me to want to take right now tho.

...Yeah Fuck it, no words. Just look. That's... yeah.

Goalie pwn3d. Ooooowwww.... I don't even know what happened but oowww!

Hockey fight. Damn, don't start a fight just to get pwnt.

Don't throw food at the fat kid. Damn, tons of knocked the fuck out shit today :P

Step 1: Throw Rocks. Step 2: Pee pants while being drug off. Step 3: Profit!

One more hockey pwn3d. Just a picture this time, but pwn3d nontheless.

Guy arrested for covering a hotel room... in vasoline. I wish there was pictures!

CS Flash funny It's short, kinda stupid but it's those mario twins guys so I had to.

Want to build your own PC but don't know how?

I don't care. It's funny. Also, here is it On IMDB. It would suck tho, I'd miss Nick :P

Greatest. Crossover. Ever. Hahahahaha.

Older optical illusion thingie. The spiral one, with the hand moving whatever.

Execution video a fake? I wouldn't doubt it for a second. This guy has a TON of awesome points. Ps. Fuck bush. In both meanings.

Christina Commercial. I'm impressed she made something funny. She needs to pick a look and keep it though.

Virgin Helper! No, bitch. I'm not taking the free shot.

The end of the Roy Jones Jr. Fight It really wasn't funny til the fucking people in the room reacted.

Men's Pink? Fuck that, only Aldo can get away with pink. Maybe John. Maybe.

Britney Dating The Sun is there.

Here's an awesome web clock. You might've seen it before, but I don't care.

...Because you need this many fscking Lindsay Lohan icons to choose from

Don't click this. I'm telling you, don't do it. You'll be sorry. But it is goddamn hilarious. To me anyway. :)

Haha, Weiner. Poor guy must get 50 prank calls a week.

Ashton Wang? Could be out there soon.

The link more than speaks for itself.

Even better than the solar powered clothes drier thing on ebay. P-p-p-powerbook!

There is almost no shirt here I wouldn't wear. ...From what I looked at anyway.

Neener neener atkins. Now you need altoids.


...Do a little daaance!

Sunday, May 16, 2004

Worst Pr0n Titles Ever. Some of these are so horrid.

Slashbuster. This thing is krayzee

GTA: Lego City Short, and to the point. Funny as well.

Arnold is cumming. All the time.

Life is like a box of...

...Thats a huge bitch!

Saturday, May 15, 2004

Master Ninja Drink Mixes These are all soooo awful, I had to post it. Just keep refreshing.

Would you hit this dot com" Well... would you?

Black white supremist ...No, seriously. Not even Chappelle's.

Top 20 homocides of the year. Some of these are nuts.

New Abc flash. I thought it was damn funny.

Beer Drinkers Can Opener. I want one :)

Magic Li'l John Ask him questions. Magic 8 ball style.

404 Fun Get agressive and beat the hell out of the 404 page!

Hockey + Free Beer = Win" Who won't enjoy hockey if they're drinking?

Some guy and his crazy model. I am so glad I don't have this much free time. I wish I had this much money though.

Truuunk Monkeeey! I love this thing. I want two of 'em.

Showgirls Drinking game. I'd play it, but I'm not sure I wanna watch the movie again. Then again, I would be drunk.

Top 200 Albums. Ever. From what I looked at, it's pretty good. You may dissagree.

Admit online. Also, you could get some advice. Kind of group hug biting. But meh.

Family Circus photoshop action

...Shake it like a polaroid picture.

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Too lazy to do anything but post it. It's small, simple, and doesn't look as good as it did at E3.

The phantom is real, it exists. I physically touched it. It kicked ass. :)

k bye ::yaaaaawwwwnnnnsssssssss.....::
Leading cause of pedophilia.

Mom's teh n00b

I dunno why this is in the negatives, that's fucking funny.... Bitches.

The system, is down.

That's it, just some bash... Gone all day today, hopefully a pimpin' weekend ahead.

Bush Speech. Someone did a real good job on this one.

That's all, I just forgot to put that up with the last chunk.
Owned 1 This would be hilarious.
Owned 2 ...little premature.
Owned 3

Owned 4

Owned 5

Owned 6 That's some damn fine spray paint printing right there.

Owned 7 Shaming, too!

Star wars owned.

Micro$oft pwn3d.

Morning Golf.

Stick figure FPS Highest I got was 71k'ish in points.

New Lexus Commercial.

...and I'm spent.

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Worlds first personal take off and landing vehicle. Sucks cuz some of the movies are in Real Media. I didn't know that still existed. Stupid pos. But feel free if you can deal with ram.

Decent use for a Metro. Turn a Geo into a go cart ...sort of.

Get a loan... If your name is Jeremy.

David Blaine This is 50x better than being in a stupid box.

6,367,619,884 out of every 6,367,619,885 people in the world are not Dave Chappelle And therefore should shut the hell up.

Pi to one million decimal places. I still have my Pi.gz 300 meg zip file of pi somewhere. But this is nifty. Note: it is 31337 9 times.

How to use a Vagina Hey, you might learn something. At least you'll probably laugh.

The magic of photochop. ...Geebus! Even better than hollywood magic!

Need to kill your history? Well, here ya go.

High School girls fund with pr0n I wanna watch this shit right here.

Nutri-grain commercial. Well, that's another minute and a half of my life I'll never get back.

80's Series Theme songs I wonder how many of these I actually remember.

Impressive t-shirt site. Lotsa good shit here.

Devil Glitch From Gleen with love. Too bad it's fucking RA. Look at the lyrics anyway.

Whole bunch of fighting videos. Some of them are great. Some shitty. Welcome to the internet.

...You've been eating all my caulk! Stop eating my caulk!
What if they mated The Conan or is it Leno, or hell... Whichever one. It's a collection.

Here's some Bash cuz there's nothing else to post.

Bash 1 Buy your winning lotto ticket here.
Bash 2 Pie and Pi
Bash 3 She's not underaged.
Bash 4 Midget pr0n.
Bash 5 ...Canadians have igloos? No, seriously. Do they? Or are irc people just stup... haha oh yeah.

Slow day, unless you feel like someone getting their head sawed off by Iraqi soldiers. In which case, go to Entensity.net and watch it. I'm not gonna do it :P Thas nasty.

...I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a rabbit with a pancake on it's head.
Oldie but goodie. Thank ya Krista.

E3 shyte Nifty new game boy type thing. Of doom. with cheese.
Another one of them nifty new portable vids Mario 64 portable, basically.
Last but not least, Metroid: Prime Just portable. God this thing looks kick ass.

E3 2004 Doom 3 trailer. Haven't watched it yet, but I'm downloading it. I still bet the unreal one smokes this one something awful.

I feel here is some Nietzsche quotes. Because I like how he thinks.

"There are no facts, only interpretations."

"The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly."

"Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies."

"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing."

"What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you."

"That what does not detroy me, makes me stronger."

"Woman was gods second mistake."

"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything."

....Iiiim daaancing like a monkey!

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

No links, just a quote.

"I blew nine and half inches. Then it exploded all over my face. Now my face is all sticky." - Brett

I don't even need a closing quote with that shit.
1 Year Of Bush ...and people would vote for another 4? Pff.

The Real Reloaded ...somebody get me out of this tree!

...Gir? What does the G stand for? "I doooon't knoooow!"
DAMNIT! I need 17 dollars! Invader Zim DVD! 15.99 at Best buy! BUY BUY BUY!~!!!11

...I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little while now, kay?
Ice Drive! Haha, thank you Dink. ...When's the next LAN Party, dangit?!!

Self Esteem Games Also from Dink, but we'll just pretend they weren't. But you might find them a lot funnier than I didn't. :P

...To the windooooww, to the walls.
skeet skeet skeet

Bow Game ok, this shis is fun. Shoot the computer in the head with the arrow twice.

Crazy bastards with dry ice. I was hoping they would lose a limb.

Damn, that guy ended up like that rabbit before... It got more graphic when they slo-mo'd it. They shoulda used bullet time.

12 pixel heroes! 20/21 You've probably seen it before.

Like operation, but all Asian. You'll need a steady hand, good mouse, and a fucking ton of patience. Fuck this game :)

::jealous of all who get to go to E3::

...You want some good cock baby? Eh? Eh? Here comes some gooood cock.

Monday, May 10, 2004

New Cookie Thievery... thing. I know this song, but I forget the name of it. I love cookiethievery.

AS lucky as a kid gets. Neck seperated, left hanging by skin and other minor items. But he's ok now. Full recovery yet to be seen.

Wonder Twin Powers, Activate! Form of: Toothpaste? Yes, Olsen twins toothpaste. -_-

Get someones drivers licence shyte. It was amusing for about 3 seconds.

Radeon X800 vs GeForce 6800 showdown.

Geebus! Jamie Presly needs some makeup. No really, someone fix it!

Dot Game I played til level 2'ish then wanted to throw something :P

How to get High. Brought to you by hot cam girl Mia.

My Miserable Life dot com Chances are you're better off than these people. Yay for people worse off than ourselves!

...I'll just say that Nick liked it and leave it at that, for you peoples to discuss.

...Maybe, if I close eyes it go away!
You are a.... Dude, today is my day for random shit I guess. "You are a Dunken Sex God who loves to Reward Women." I wish I could've made it up. On the first try, too. ::clicks one more time::

Super Secret Celebrity Secrets Vol. 1

Axe Bomb! Uh oh, Brett better watch out. He might fucking explode.

Choose your own Adventure, New York Style. I didn't even get stabbed or mugged :(

...Not with Nucelar arms. You can't hug your children with nuclear arms. ::death touch:: ::slump:: "Check please."

Thas a shit ton of consoles 45 to be more specific.

More backwards lyrics The ever famous stairway to heaven this time.

Best way to lower teen pregnancy. Now this is what I call pregnancy prevention.

The old marriage proposal thing. If you haven't seen it, it's so damn great.

Job Predicor I got.... brain surgeon. I swear. Check it yourself. First and last name. -_- Looks like I've got a lot of phd work to do. ....Rofl, I just checked a few peoples. You guys have to use fucking comments and say what you got. Don't make me do it myself.

Childrens Costume. My question is, does this get more use normally or at Halloween in the ghetto?

Best Pictures of 2003 Some of these pictures are so fucking awesome.

Playstation 3 I don't care how old it is, bitch! It's one of my favorite links ever :P

And now... Deep Thoughts. Jack handy kicks ass.

k more later.

....It run on love!

Some weird convo with pics I wish it was in english, or whatever was said. Either way you can tell it's funny..

Hangman T-shirts some of 'em are kick ass.

Meh, that's it for now. No sites have updated for monday yet. I need to get links from Dink :P

...Whoa! Was that a skunk?!
Smile I think Brett said it best with "I mean...it's...it's brilliant...but what the fuck?" The ending killed it for me. But meh. Take it however you like.

....Damnit I fubar'd my HD with all my roms on it. I r teh s4d! ::goes to download all of them again::

Sunday, May 09, 2004

Air Horn Fun I want to see part 2.

Final Fantasy A+ Highest ranking thing on newgrounds for a helluva long time. It's awesome.

There she is. It's actually really good. I had low hopes at the begining.

The Matrix has you. Old, but they're all good. Except for the guy that got stuck with the Xion Rave. He was bitter.

If any of the newgrounds links don't work, just go there. They're not hard to find. But I know you all are lazy, so nevermind :)

...Life sucks without a car.
Banana phone shirt! I would totally wear this shit.

Or a Banana Phone sticker. To remind me what an idiot I was for liking this fad... so, so much.

More cookie thievery Hardcore raving, with bears.

...I have no fucking idea But here this one is anyway. Wtf is that? I mean, seriously.

Older Lego Rave Still from the cookie thievery guys. I love these guys now.

Finally, the Original Banana Phone. If noone actually saw it yet. The lounge remix is still the best one :)

...It's no boloney, it aint a pony! My cellular, Bananular phooone!
Laser vision. Directly into your eye!

La Pucelle Tactics Now I want my fricken ps2 back. Fuckers.

Tell Mom you love her, with a brand new RvB PSA

Kerry wants dep to be VP Don't you love it when Real newspapers cite Fake Newspapers as credit for the story? :P

Crazy asians. I'm not sure if I posted this before or not :P

..."Flowers seems like the perfect gift because they are pretty and boring, like most women."
On another note Old version dot com is my favorite goddamn site ever now. Old aim, old winamp, k++, old media player. Wooo! :)


Saturday, May 08, 2004

New unreal showoff. Oh, uhm... Sorry. Doom what now??

Photoshop Phriday Products of the Future!

How is your kung fu? Catch flies with chopsticks.

Long geek test. 24% and change for me. It's long.

Under 18 Legality Countdowns Gallore. I don't even know who the 3rd one on the bottom is.

Albino Squirrel. That thing is nifty lookin.

I am...

may be a little nerdy and a tad socially inept but you don't let that
stop you. You're confident and you don't really budge for a lot of people.
You may find robots sexy as well as women and may pride yourself on
being a good lover. You're a leader and have a positive outlook on things.

Which nerd are you???

....It was a funny angle!

Friday, May 07, 2004

Ok, George wins. This shit is bad ass. Asian clothes folding. Is there anything an asian can't improve on?! ...bastards.

...Speak English to me Tony, I thought this country spawned the fucking language and so far nobody seems to speak it.
Little Billy Jokes
If you don't think these are funny, you don't belong here :P

all from Entensity

Little Billy on Getting Older

Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

"Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business!!"

Little Billy on...Philosophy

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little Billy.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little Billy says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little Billy replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

Little Billy on... Math

Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father."

"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied Billy.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the fucking difference?" asks the father?

"That's what I said!"

Little Billy on...English

Little Billy goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Billy says " Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Billy, that's a mouthful."

Little Billy says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

Little Billy on...Grammar

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!"Then, she reluctantly called on little Billy.

"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just fucking beautiful."

Mudding again :\ But hey, it's fun and something to do.


Thursday, May 06, 2004

Once again, I Love Foamy. Welcome to reality TV!

Hacking with Ramzi Damn, this guy is 1337!

Nifty 8-bit shirts. Classic NES games, but on a shirt!

...Sigh, it's finally happened. You can now fuck your computer, basically. Yeesh.

Damn Brett... We got hosed. Or we just have a long way to go. :P

...I want to take his face... off. 'No more drugs for that man.'
I AM 32% GEEK!
32% GEEK
You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

Caught me one handed. Shaggy spin off.

Ooer, shy girl. She starts off shy, but she warms up to ya.

....the cheese, the cheese, the creamy creamy cheesy cheese!
Q: How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lets ride bikes!

Q: How many vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: You don't know! You don't know, man! You don't know, cuz you weren't there!!

Free Tribes 1 download Tribes 2 also available for free download They're trying to beef the Tribes: Vengeance release, and we benefit with free shit. Works for me.

pwn3d by j4ck0! Haha, I wanna see the real picture.

....dude, he's not playing football ever again NSFW pictures on download page.

Goddamn, thas a HOT ass right there. NSFW cuz it's stile, and an ass.

...How about an nice cup of shut the fuck up?

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Another Banana song video This one is more of a lounge beat. Lounge Music makes everything better. Richard Cheese = win. he should sing a version of the banana song. :)

More live versions of stupid shit This one is the Kenya live version. The badger badger one is still worse if I can find it.

5$ off anything at Radio Shack No minimum either, but no change will be given.

Pimpin mouse, pimpin price. MS Optical tilt wheel 22 bucks shipped.

...A woman never deserves to be hit. She EARNS that shit!
Banana phone meets The damn badgers :P The banana phone kicks ass. Thank ya - K :)

Change your Start button text and icon Just throwing it up here cuz I'm gonna use it and Gleen was wondering about it too :P

Tunak Tunak Nothin' like some old school Daler Mehndi to brighten your day. One is wmv, one is mpg. Hopefully they both work and are the right one this time. Almost posted some stupid wedding video shit with people dancing to the song.

...Me likey bouncie! Me likey bouncie!
Uh oh! Passion of the geebus as a golfer. Even weirder... I had NO fucking idea that Claire Forlani was a Brit! Fucks sake, mate.
They both look rather strange in this fricken movie, too.

Van Helsing = Van Hellish Or so movie juice says. Which is cool, I like seeing movies I hear suck. It's easier to like them! :)

Apparently FCC Indecency requires you to be either Howard Stern, or a black woman. Freaking bullshit, I'd rather my kids grow up seeing a nipple on TV, EVERY sunday than all the fucking gun, violence, murder and fear bullshit any day. But that could just be me.

Do you have a dual core CPU that runs at 4-6 Ghz, at least 2 gigs of ram and a terrabyte of storage? Not to mention a graphics processor 3 times faster than anything on the market today... But if you do, you can run Windows Longhorn! Congrats! -_-

Korean scientists create pigs that pee medicine. Miracle pigs also expected to win next 15 starcraft, tekken and other misc. video game tournaments.

Now for some Flash games to get you through, whatever it is that you need to get through.
Addicting Games
Flash Games 2
Ebaums Flash Games

Sleepy time... Maybe. Well, probably not.
Meh, I'm lying. I'll prolly post more stupid shit in another few hours.

...omfg zerg rush kekekekekeke!!!11
Bleh, stupid comments thing stopped working for no good reason. I think it's fixed, but it's probably not. Oh well, I'll fuck with it later if it's screwed up still.

...Do you know what Nemesis means? A rightousness infliction of retribution manifested in part by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt. Me.

Tuesday, May 04, 2004

Ah, comments. Wee. Comment away if you feel like it.

...Lee Harvey Oswald, alone and by himself. With a magic bullet.
Oh yeah, Happy b-day to my Dad today :)
They won't grow up to play Shaolin Soccer

The adventures of one ugly ass sweater. I think it would be a good gag gift though.

Antistudy free cliffs notes and such. For anyone whom has college and finals and what not, have at it.

Cheap magazines 2 xbox and EGM for 20 bucks. Not bad for a subscription.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

Beware the exploding egg. ...who the hell Microwaves an already hard boiled egg?

Ron Jeremy's porno music album.

...Fucking weird ass asians. No. serously... what the fuck? Baaaanana phoooone.

The Shining in 30 seconds with more bunnies!

Office Girl hahaha, just cuz I haven't seen it in a really long time.

done for now, I need to find a comments thing sitll. Stupid Yaccs won't send me my p/w and doesn't accept new people :P Bleh

...Shoot the J. Shoot it!

Monday, May 03, 2004

I love me some Bad Religion

Yeah, old me. Whatever. I recover and cope too quickly I think, that or I'm in denial... but I doubt it.

...What the deuce!?
Horn...y Guy. It's impressive. Mike couldn't sleep either and was sharing.
The exorcist in 30 seconds, reinacted by bunnies.

JC Action Figure With Walk on Water Action! - Cross not included.

X gon' give it to ya. ...hahahaha. Fuck, why is that so funny to me?

...Where am I going and what am I doing in this handbasket?
Oh n03s! Viridian Room! Welp, I'm not going to sleep for another... however long this takes. Oh, and if you haven't seen the other one which is The Crimson Room. You should do that one too, just cuz I enjoy pissing you all off with things that will drive you insane. Yay!

...Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

Sunday, May 02, 2004

All off Entensity :P

A police officer follows a car for one hour and the driver seems to be driving so good that the officer decides to award the driver.

The cop pulls the car over and says "You just won 100 dollars, he said. "I'm just curious, but what will you do with the money?"

The man says "Probably use it to get my drivers license"

The second guy in the car says "Don't listen to him, he's not him self when he is drunk."

Then a guy in the back seat goes, "I told you not to steal this car."

The 4th guy in the car says, "Just don't tell him the gun is in the glove compartment."

Then a voice from the trunk goes "Are we in mexico yet?"

You know you kick a bitch when... haha, I love Nick :P

Best camera phone ever. Like all those Ngage mockeries

Ohhh noooes!!1

Li'l John sound board - Chappelle's show

Hillary Duff = Nazi... apparently :P

Britney without makeup. I'd still hit it. Twice.

Beer vs. Poon

Okay, thas all for now. If ya find somethin you wanna share, show me on aim or something and if it's funny I'll throw it on.

Stick stick stick!!

Holy shit, like 6 hours up and I'm begging people for shit.

Someone buy this for me?! PLEASE! ::drools::
Bad ass radio controlled tank of doooom!
I'm not that lazy, but it is nifty. Good for a lan party or something.

Next, on Punk'd. Ashton Kutcher gets an anal probe.
Two words: Cuticle Clipper.

Nifty fifty. Yeah, it rhymes. Wanna fight about it?

Ooh, creepy. Sort of.

Browser rave!

Ok, that's all for now. Cuz aim links are teh gone.

Aaaand, weeeeeeee!
...nevermind, I fingered it out. :) Damn I am so fscking brilliant. /sarcasm
Ok, boredom and despising that other template made me remember the 1% of html I did know and yeah, it looks better. I think. I still have no fscking clue why I have two ads at the top tho, the one time I tried messing with it I fubar'd the whole page. So, whatever. If someone wants to tell me how to get rid of one, since I think one is required for the free crap, feel free otherwise I don't care. I'll update once I change my aim shit around.

Victory for Zim!

I'm just tired of deleting links from my info and having people go Heey, what was that link you had in your info 3 months ago fucking wednesday?! Screw you, I don't remember what I had for breakfast this morning.

I'll prolly just put stupid ass links and what not here, maybe a story if it's overly enjoyable. I don't think I'm angsty or depressed enough to have the standard "blog" nor do I really want one, so neener..


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