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05/01/2004 - 05/31/2004  

Friday, July 30, 2004

So you think you know movies, eh?

Extreme Movie Maven

Two thumbs up. You really know your stuff. I am impressed.

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Bushisms. Does it kill you to know he holds americas power? :P

More Bushisms. Could have repeats, but whatever. He's just such a moron, it's too funny. Then you remember who he is...

Simpsons to legalize gay marriage. I bet it's not Smithers.

How to be lame.

If breaking up was more like mad libs.

Guy selling everything he owns.

Word usage tracker.

How to recognize a cheater in CS. So many people that play think all these are true, too.

List of famous jews.

Dr. Seuss purity test.

Tattoo removal contest.. thing.

Beware the robotic capoeria crab!

You have bad taste in music. This guy is funny, and crazy.

Chilli Cheese Burritos! (Chilitos) I miss those things, I used to get 'em all the time.

What to do if you're caught in the act.

Strange facts. Some of these are awesome.

Foamy Shirts!! Number 1 and Number 2. Well shit, lets go rob Hot Topic.

Looks and sounds like a Bushism.

Take that, clouds!

Oh shit, breaks over. Where should I put...

Bad ass, my vote goes for Kirk Grimes. ...not really. But he is actually apparently running.

I was unaware they had chubby pageants. That's kind of mean. I wonder what the minimum weight is.

Canada knows what's up. They should do that here.

All your favorite TV intros. Hey Brett, there's yer A-Team. I vote: Make it v-mail.

...How the shit do you get that many dogs in the fricken car?!

K.I.T.T. car auction. You know.. It's the car from Night Rider.

Bad ass Truck/Train... thing. I just wonder how it turns onto the tracks :P

The classic Learn English movie.

Cribs: Bums edition. I haven't watched it yet.

How not to talk.

Wow, horse shoes. /bad pun

Damn, this can't be healthy.

100 greatest guitar solos. Ever.

Sys admin day was friday. Betcha missed it.

Apparently men can't legally wear thongs. ...well, in public. Also, nothing but a thong. But still.

Damn and this years olympics haven't even started.

Apparently Lincoln was depressed. Probably because he was bright and knowledgeable, and not stupid and ignorant. Ignorance is bliss. I don't care what you say, I'll argue it with you. IM me.

Anti dog-fart innovation.

There's no more Miss America talent left.

Wanna uninstall internet explorer? Here's how. ::hugs Avant::

Accidents on web pages. I don't think they're that funny. Someone will, well... does.

Some crystal ball thing. Note: It cheats. Don't be scared.

Like six degrees of Kevin Bacon, but with Bands.

If you've always wanted super hero boots. BAM!

When the cameras are off.

Oxymoron via resturaunt sign. I mean, really now... What could they serve there?

Order it used.

Simpsons personality test.

I'll just go with... wtf?

Bad ass. TG 2! Chuck, make a spray. Haha, spray.
Hey, you should know better.

...Fuck this ball cage game.

Christina Sketchers ad. Look fake, but damn the hotness.

No more Brosnan as Bond. Damn, who the hell else could play an english spy superpimp?

Google circa 1960.

Mans guide to oral sex: Written by Women.

Ew, sniffing the white stuff. I refused to watch it cuz ugh, ew.

Disney doesn't want tigger made dirty.

HP tech center.

Creative advertising. Hey, it would make me look. Too many people would end up crashing though.

Platinum Xbox. ...$499?! Good lord. Aren't they only like 179 or something now? I mean, yeah mods and extras but pff.

Dang, cheating in a wheelchair race..

Bet he's not on house arrest anymore. Damn good idea though.

Yeah, ask for directions. Women too.

Put away your toys.

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Yeah, I haven't updated. There really hasn't been anything that funny. But i'm posting this.

My Counter-Strike won't work! :(

I don't even care if you don't get it, enough people will to make it worthwhile. So, you should feel left out and worthless. Krista is my hero for sending this to me :P

...Out like a boner in sweat pants.

Friday, July 23, 2004

Took me a while, cuz I kept forgetting along with internet dying (but just webpages) randomly and such. But here, for the weekend.

Poke the eye game.

That's a big ass fscking diamond.

Superman attacks motorists.

Holy shit! I want a castle!

Jessica Simpson all wet.

Verizon FTTP Prices. ty Soz.

Wow, Simpsons fans marry as Homer and Marge.

The jokes are too easy, just look at the picture.

Super Mario Mishaps. Not that funny, simpsons stolen side effects, too.

...Wow, just.. damn. Yeah, these are strange twins. I don't even know what to say..

Google... art?

Gyroball. Marball madness-esque..

Miss Georgia sex offenders 2004 pageant. Dibs on Lauren!

Adecco advertisement.

Mind Ball. (stolen from Dave's info)

Most offensive world records.

pr0n with the people removed.

This would be the best KY ad ever. ty Whore.

How to be a small town slut. ...anyone know of one around here that I can meet? :P

Dance, Voldo! Dance!

Awe, poor Scarlett. I don't like the french much either. I still think she's hot though.

World galleries. Lotta womens. NSFW.

I bet most of the competitors won't be able to use 'em.

Boonga... only the fscking japanese. I swear.

Huge mythical waves do exist after all.

Kiefer Sutherland joins in the strip show.

Woman offers services to a cop. ...was she hot? She shoulda just offed his ass.

Damn, I wish she was my neighbor. I'd be such a stalker.

Playboy: The Mansion. Play as Hef...

Why would you even bet on the all star game?

Yeah, you can buy an aircraft carrier. But who's gonna... "drive" it?

Hahahaha, fsck'n pwn3d. Oh man, the edit killed me.

Cornholio sound board.

Damn, nuts to Lemmings. Castlevania flash.

Tax dollars hard at work, making boobs bigger.

I hate whoever complained about this plate. They should be beaten.

Fugitive images.

Good lord, I want her to pwn me in bed. Yoga fury.

Kylie has the best ass?! I say Sassy wins just with that pic below.

This guy and his nasty arms.

Here's what happened to 'em. Need a translator.

Two big black guys backyard brawling.

Shiet, I want a sword like this.

Richest supermodels of the world.

Never trust a woman.

Morons + golf = this.

Weird boob. NSFW.

Should've just fired his agent instead.

Lego guitar.

Hahaha, man beats girlfriend with 3 feet of reptile.

Simpsons house. That's obsession.

Pokemon rocks.

I think I posted this already, but this beer commercial pwnz.

Crazy wheelchairs of fury.

Segway from Washington to Boston. ...how long do these things run and on what?

Chelsea Charms. ugh, I think this is fscking sick.

Awe, no more bare bellies?

10 most outrageous restooms.

Apparently he took too long take'n a shit.

UK porn film festival. Bad ass, I want to watch and judge!

Impossible objects. These things are neat.

Granular matter homepage.

Crazy ass asians.

Giant pac man running around.

Be careful who's auction you copy.

Drunk on electricity.

Good lord, think there's enough shit on this swiss army knife?

The hoe left me!

Old champagne.

Don't let go!

Welp, this is the stupidest thing I've seen all day.

Vikings! Basically a ripoff of the ninjas site, but it's funny.

Ball of hair.

Pot crackers. Here's another thing I can garuntee I won't be doing.

Bachelor party help dot com.

Six perfect sideburns in 5 minutes.

Giant rabbit as big as 3 year old.

Bush speech maker.

Big ass slinky.

Naked and covered in nacho cheese.

Shit, you couldn't give me this villa.

I don't think it's sexist and homophobic.

Japanese masturbation game. Basically. Here's one way to get yer girl to watch you play games.

10 ways to gain publicity as a celebrity.

...I'd beat that shit like a kung-fu villain.

Monday, July 19, 2004

It's a big one. I think.

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy
when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when
Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush
needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital
to a spirit of international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our highest national priority is
enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own
body, but multi-national corporations can make
decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals
and Hillary Clinton.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise
the troops in speeches while slashing veterans'
benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't
have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests
of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is a
impeachable offense.

A president lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in
the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages
and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle
trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of
our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an
illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

You support states' rights, which means Attorney
General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter
initiatives they have the right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is

Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to at
least 1 other person, we're likely to be stuck with
Bush for 4 more years.

Friends don't let friends vote Republican.

The thing I hate most about formatting is reinstalling everything I barely use but need anyway.
On a side note: Warcraft3 counter-strike kicks fucking ass.

Ninja Jeopardy! Krista is my hero

Apparently Disney ripped off lion king animation. ty Marc

404 File not found.

Real ultimate power. Thank you Brett for reminding me of this site.

Hi Jack.

Good lord, that is the fattest ass ever. I'm posting it cuz you must suffer as well.

It's her job!

Advanced sexual positions. I feel pain for Chuck's g/f.

Oooh, bendy. Could prolly do anything from the previous post with these people.

Dirkon the paper camera.

Bullet Time Fighting.

How to annoy people in a computer lab.

Rofl, this headline is america in a nutshell.

Why is antifreeze so delicious?

How to patch your blow up doll.

Aliens in 30 seconds by those loveable bunnies.

Bad ass, I'd live there... if it could get DSL or Cable or something.

Bling bling on your phone.

Dang, that bitch would get it. Don't women know?! That's just all men do.

I don't think 12.50 is gonna be enough there guy.

Uh... ok, I remember crystal pepsi. But it wasn't yellow, was it?

Star trek appartment.

Powerful shit.

Blox game. Too much mouse moving :P Haha god I'm lazy.

I wanna go to PAX! Plus, I'd love to win all this shit. ::drools::

Fortune cooke generator.

Vote for maxims hometown hotties. Time for me to find another free subscription.

Moose vs. Car.

Pretty amusing t-shirts right here.

For anyone that hasn't seen the Lohan and Reid pictures.

Every person with a last name of Hitler.

The russian dolls go on vacation.

Wolfowitz 3-d review.

Carnival Stripping.

Tragedy strikes at the 100M Scissors run.

Baseball girl. Mmm, freckles. NSFW

Aguilera fashion show pictures. Gawd why doesn't everyone just do playboy and porn?!

Even if they look like this in 'em! At least then they'd get left alone. What more would there be to be caught on camera?

Well, maybe shit like this. But still. They should do it anyway.

But lets face it, most of the time they look like this for the camera.

Damn, that's a bad ass squirrel.

Crazy nigerians and their pets.

Need an imaginary girlfriend? ...hell, I bet you could become one too.

Damn, so the asian myth is real?

Info on how to SYOD.

Pictures like this make me wish I lived in NY. ...or england. Maybe japan. Hell, anywhere except texas.

Special delivery.

Random porno generator! I got Booty Babysitter In a Tight Spot.

I think it would've been funny if it was a guy on a bike or something.

Cluster balooning.

Dunst downsises teh b00b13z!

Well shit, here's where that courier video was from.

100 worst beers list. Awe, poor John.

Pauly Shore is Dead!

Dang, this guy is... yeah.

More on the same guy. Issei Sagawa.

That's a nasty halloween costume.

If anyone saw that crash into pedestrian video, it was real.

The blessing of the cars.

Awe dude. Yeah, here's your tax dollars hard at work for Bush.

If anyone wants to come play Wc3 Counter-Strike. It's fun shit.

...So I call him a cocksucking asshole and I get grounded.

Saturday, July 17, 2004

Friday, July 16, 2004

I swear I think I'm losing posts somewhere... Meh, whatever :P

Senses test. No, it's not a scare thing, yeesh. 14/20 for me btw.

Saudi Sex Scandal. I bet she's "missing" by the weekend.

Hopefully someone filming a soon-to-be internet sex tape is included in that price, if not I am available.

Kinda wind out there.

Gena Lee sex tape the first 2 parts. It won't be up long. Get it while you can. *Note: It worked for me, but only without a download manager. Go figure.

Unsafe sex = car accident. Yeah, but was there a condom involved?

Love Flush - Movie. I thought it was pretty funny, but that's just me.

Quest for the rest. It's old but I've never posted it. Yes, I finished it. All 3 levels of it :P

No marriage for Berry. Yeah, I'm sure Benet will make a bigger mistake than cheating on her -_-

Perfect day. I wish there were signs like this.

Damn, that's a grip of baseball games. Thumbs up to these two old folks.

Holy exploding toilets batman.

Air Guitar champion Heh, I saw her on Conan. She kicks ass.

Another car in a pool, with lotsa pictures. Planned apparently.

Harry and the Potters.

Celebrities with disabilities. Damn, bunch of dyslexic people.

Superjumbo photos. Attention Bus... erm, "terrorists" we now have bigger planes.

Shiet, if that's the track that's one race I'll watch.

Dang, she would be fun for a night. Just to make a list of shit that you'll never be able to position again.

Meet the page 3 winner of the Duece Bigelow 2 part.

Disneyland death tour. I've seen another better one, but here's this one anyway.

Dang, google search fury.

Four face court over biting mice.

Dang, that's a bunch of boxes from Mickey D's

Asia Carrera a comp nerd? Pff, who has a picture of themselves on their desktop. I claim BS and don't care if I'm wrong.

Kenny Rodgers Jackass!

54 Greatest movie lines ever. Some of these make me wanna re-watch some of the movies. On a side note, I wonder how many of those Robert Evans is linked to. :P

Bert and Ernie pr0n. God that's aweful...

Robocoaster. This thing looks nifty.

GGW Baghdad.

Save the starving models.

Barbie in a blender day!

Brittish Teen spams former bosses and gets arrested.

Wanna buy the missed Beckham penalty shot ball? :( Poor reds.

The Hulk's blog.

Band name origins.

Transatlantic tunnel?! uhm, no? Wait, I'm sorry... how fast?! -_- ugh.

Neet the "Perfect Alibi" ? Buy one!

Position master. Yes, that kind of position.

Dang, more people need to dress like Jodie.

Buy this guys Xbox cuz he threw a baseball through his TV.

Or, you can buy his Ps2. Either way, he is teh dumbass.

Another one of those not-moving mind fucking pictures.

Jack in the box toy with pen0r? I don't think it looks like it, but whatever.

Antifreeze in the smoothie. Yeah, that was bright. Geebus, just go rob a store.

Will Ferrell music video. It's a long download, but shut your ass.

Nintendo Breakz - Volume one. Just a bunch of remixed 8 bit game songs.

I want a job here. Bullshit all day long.

Lance Bass becoming a girl? Well, it looks like it.

The Super Megason IV!!! Damn, next greatest console right here.

Kitten lost and found at sea... 3 miles out. w00t

Comic nerd wet dream in an auction. Holy crap and a half.

Bar Code clock, fricken awesome!

Another thing on that perfect alibi place.

And the lesson is? Don't let underaged people drink at your parties if they're going to drive off. If they're going to pass out on the floor eating a sandwich, that's cool.

Rubber band-it game.

Drunk, naked and stuck under a gate.

Street performer with a skeleton. He's kinda good with this thing :P

Sex diet. 10 kilos in 2 sessions.

Busted with $47,500... in his stomach.

Globalgasm. Heal the world with orgasms?

Bitoogle. Torrent search of dooom! I don't think I posted this yet, but it goes with my torrent whoring now.

By the looks of these pics, she's due for an abortion.

Lohan almost a very nice shot :P

Military genius, brought to you by Bush.

I wish these shirts would get popular.

Damn, that's an awesome licence plate.

I bet a lot of people would ask if that's what it really meant.

Give someone a penny to name the movie this line is from. Gotta give me a dollar if you guess wrong though. Leave comments! Bastards.

...Where's your car, Dude? ...Dude, where's your car?

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Child imitating spiderman impaled on tusk.

Teen whores spark price war.

Artist selling snot ball for 20k.. I want a picture!

Has this actually happened to anyone?

Legoville hostage crisis.

Sex... thing. I want one!

...Sauerkraut wrestling?

Which Nigerian spammer are you?
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Which Nigerian spammer are You?

Musical Chairs gone wrong.

Enough pictures, go help. Fucker.

Whatever. my keyboard is better. Mine spells stuff.

China bans Harry Potter.

Underwater hockey.

Wet T-Shirt game.

I wish this was real. I would fucking pound her like a kung fu villain. NSFW.

Haha, stupid pelicans.

Build teh bush up. I got to 22 some odd feet. I know you can do better.

Meh, that's one way. Oral sex is a better way to stop her from smoking.

Boy arrested in triple killing.

Robo Ho. ..I dunno, I haven't played it yet.

What is the cost of sex? Probably more than you think.

Jessica Simpsonizer.

Some flash game, 4 way self ping pong. Kind of fun.

If you drink this, would you catch the gay?

Nothing tastier than the bearded clam.

I would still hit that shit 17 different ways and three times on sunday. Damn Britney for not knowing me :P

Stupid people naming kids after sports networks.

Mary Kate's Hoffman Hunt.

Avril Exposed! I'd still hit it.

Household pen0rz measuring t00lz.

Shiet, nuts to a condom! Just gimme some lemon juice!

Onoez! Crazy azian kids!

Harry Potter vibrating broomstick? Oh geez.

Anti-Ricer compilation. On a side note: hahahahahahaha

Dirtiest Carrot Ever.

Even Frat guys hate bush. Word up.

Is it strange that things like this make me WANT to do drugs?

Most fun you can have with a car right here.

Finally! Now we shall know why we have nipples!

Motorcycles taking over your home? Get some help.

Defend your castle! Always good for killing time.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Pi! I like pie.

Someone has a lot of the same roles.

Oh good lord, I can't fricken wait!

I suppose it could be worse than Spock ears.... right?

Mario Bros communist?

Most worthless 25 domain names for sale... for 20k?! -_-

Strangest Ebay auction I've seen for a while...

Adult Orcas gallery. ok, this.. this is weird.

Good turtles gone bad. Ok, wtf is with animal sex?

Burr & Hamilton duel reinactment?

Evil kangaroos. Beware teh r00z.

Awe! It's Oolong! Too bad that poor bunny is dead now :(

Double Beetle theory.

...There's waffle in 'em!

Monday, July 12, 2004

Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Blogger has been laggy as hell lately. I think I lost posts that I actually posted and shit like that. Oh well, whatever.

XP SP no. 2 direct link.

Onoez! Demi Moore might be prego.

Married and Divorced without ever knowing?

Get your birth control somewhere else! - This is honestly retarded.

Camel Toe song. Oh man, this is great. Where's Mikey?

Poop pens. Ebay.

Here's a link for Geo and Jason, mostly.

...I'll be masturbating like a red-assed monkey watching the banana channel.

Saturday, July 03, 2004

Quick Joke...

A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end.

The next day the kids come in and share their stories. "My Daddy told me about my uncle Dave." says one boy. "He was a pilot in Vietnam and had to bail out over enemy territory with nothing but a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a knife. He drank the whiskey during the drop, then landed in the middle of 20 Charlies. He shot 15, stabbed three, and killed the last two with his bare hands."

"What is the moral tof that horrible story"? yelps the mortified teacher.

The boy replies, "Stay away from Uncle Dave when he's been drinking."

Friday, July 02, 2004

Urban Dictionary dot com. I completely forgot about this from a while ago. This could be the best informational internet page ever. :P Never be teh ignorant n00b again!

Haha just that :P

Thursday, July 01, 2004

Whoops, forgot to throw this in before spiderman. I think it was too slow, plus it's fading further from how I remember the cartoon and what not.

Yeah, I'd rather my kids watch that too.

Copier problems.

Onoez! mugg0rz!!!11

Bibleman - ty Krista.

Porn + Chess = win.

...Why is the rum gone?!
Wizard power... uh, ok... ?

Wish I'd of done it first. :(

Mario bump song.

How to hide your ninja lifestile.

Bleh, I'm tired. Imma find something to watch and eventually pass out. Leave me a message on aim if you're reading this, then tell 3 people who might like it to fscking read it too. Make me feel like I'm doing something useful here :P

...I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a li'l bit, kay?

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