Does it kill you to know he holds americas power? :P
Could have repeats, but whatever. He's just such a moron, it's too funny. Then you remember who he is...
Simpsons to legalize gay marriage.
I bet it's not Smithers.
How to be lame.
If breaking up was more like mad libs.
Guy selling everything he owns.
Word usage tracker.
How to recognize a cheater in CS.
So many people that play think all these are true, too.
List of famous jews.
Dr. Seuss purity test.
Tattoo removal contest.. thing.
Beware the robotic capoeria crab!
You have bad taste in music.
This guy is funny, and crazy.
Chilli Cheese Burritos! (Chilitos)
I miss those things, I used to get 'em all the time.
What to do if you're caught in the act.
Some of these are awesome.
Foamy Shirts!! Number 1
and Number 2.
Well shit, lets go rob Hot Topic.
Looks and sounds like a Bushism.
Take that, clouds!
Oh shit, breaks over. Where should I put...
Bad ass, my vote goes for Kirk Grimes.
...not really. But he is actually apparently running.
I was unaware they had chubby pageants.
That's kind of mean. I wonder what the minimum weight is.
Canada knows what's up. They should do that here.
All your favorite TV intros.
Hey Brett, there's yer A-Team. I vote: Make it v-mail.
...How the shit do you get that many dogs in the fricken car?!
K.I.T.T. car auction.
You know.. It's the car from Night Rider.
Bad ass Truck/Train... thing.
I just wonder how it turns onto the tracks :P
The classic Learn English movie.
Cribs: Bums edition.
I haven't watched it yet.
How not to talk.
Wow, horse shoes.
Damn, this can't be healthy.
100 greatest guitar solos. Ever.
Sys admin day was friday. Betcha missed it.
Apparently men can't legally wear thongs.
...well, in public. Also, nothing but a thong. But still.
Damn and this years olympics haven't even started.
Apparently Lincoln was depressed.
Probably because he was bright and knowledgeable, and not stupid and ignorant. Ignorance is bliss. I don't care what you say, I'll argue it with you. IM me.
Anti dog-fart innovation.
There's no more Miss America talent left.
Wanna uninstall internet explorer? Here's how.
Accidents on web pages.
I don't think they're that funny. Someone will, well... does.
Some crystal ball thing.
Note: It cheats. Don't be scared.
Like six degrees of Kevin Bacon, but with Bands.
If you've always wanted super hero boots. BAM!
When the cameras are off.
Oxymoron via resturaunt sign.
I mean, really now... What could they serve there?
Order it used.
Simpsons personality test.
I'll just go with... wtf?
Bad ass. TG 2!
Chuck, make a spray. Haha, spray.
Hey, you should know better.
...Fuck this ball cage game.
Christina Sketchers ad.
Look fake, but damn the hotness.
No more Brosnan as Bond.
Damn, who the hell else could play an english spy superpimp?
Google circa 1960.
Mans guide to oral sex: Written by Women.
Ew, sniffing the white stuff.
I refused to watch it cuz ugh, ew.
Disney doesn't want tigger made dirty.
HP tech center.
Hey, it would make me look. Too many people would end up crashing though.
...$499?! Good lord. Aren't they only like 179 or something now? I mean, yeah mods and extras but pff.
Dang, cheating in a wheelchair race..
Bet he's not on house arrest anymore. Damn good idea though.
Yeah, ask for directions. Women too.
Put away your toys.
Yeah, I haven't updated. There really hasn't been anything that funny. But i'm posting this.
My Counter-Strike won't work! :(
I don't even care if you don't get it, enough people will to make it worthwhile. So, you should feel left out and worthless. Krista is my hero for sending this to me :P
...Out like a boner in sweat pants.
It's a big one. I think.
Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy
when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when
Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush
needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital
to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our highest national priority is
enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own
body, but multi-national corporations can make
decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals
and Hillary Clinton.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise
the troops in speeches while slashing veterans'
benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests
of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is a
A president lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in
the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages
and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle
trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an
illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
You support states' rights, which means Attorney
General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter
initiatives they have the right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is
Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to at
least 1 other person, we're likely to be stuck with
Bush for 4 more years.
Friends don't let friends vote Republican.
The thing I hate most about formatting is reinstalling everything I barely use but need anyway.
On a side note: Warcraft3 counter-strike kicks fucking ass.
Krista is my hero
Apparently Disney ripped off lion king animation.
404 File not found.
Real ultimate power. Thank you Brett for reminding me of this site.
Good lord, that is the fattest ass ever. I'm posting it cuz you must suffer as well.
It's her job!
Advanced sexual positions.
I feel pain for Chuck's g/f.
Oooh, bendy. Could prolly do anything from the previous post with these people.
Dirkon the paper camera.
Bullet Time Fighting.
How to annoy people in a computer lab.
Rofl, this headline is america in a nutshell.
Why is antifreeze so delicious?
How to patch your blow up doll.
Aliens in 30 seconds by those loveable bunnies.
Bad ass, I'd live there... if it could get DSL or Cable or something.
Bling bling on your phone.
Dang, that bitch would get it. Don't women know?! That's just all men do.
I don't think 12.50 is gonna be enough there guy.
Uh... ok, I remember crystal pepsi. But it wasn't yellow, was it?
Star trek appartment.
Blox game. Too much mouse moving :P
Haha god I'm lazy.
I wanna go to PAX! Plus, I'd love to win all this shit. ::drools::
Fortune cooke generator.
Vote for maxims hometown hotties.
Time for me to find another free subscription.
Moose vs. Car.
Pretty amusing t-shirts right here.
For anyone that hasn't seen the Lohan and Reid pictures.
Every person with a last name of Hitler.
The russian dolls go on vacation.
Wolfowitz 3-d review.
Tragedy strikes at the 100M Scissors run.
Baseball girl. Mmm, freckles. NSFW
Aguilera fashion show pictures. Gawd why doesn't everyone just do playboy and porn?!
Even if they look like this in 'em!
At least then they'd get left alone. What more would there be to be caught on camera?
Well, maybe shit like this. But still.
They should do it anyway.
But lets face it, most of the time they look like this for the camera.
Damn, that's a bad ass squirrel.
Crazy nigerians and their pets.
Need an imaginary girlfriend?
...hell, I bet you could become one too.
Damn, so the asian myth is real?
Info on how to SYOD.
Pictures like this make me wish I lived in NY.
...or england. Maybe japan. Hell, anywhere except texas.
Random porno generator!
I got Booty Babysitter In a Tight Spot.
I think it would've been funny if it was a guy on a bike or something.
Dunst downsises teh b00b13z!
Well shit, here's where that courier video was from.
100 worst beers list.
Awe, poor John.
Pauly Shore is Dead!
Dang, this guy is... yeah.
More on the same guy. Issei Sagawa.
That's a nasty halloween costume.
If anyone saw that crash into pedestrian video, it was real.
The blessing of the cars.
Awe dude. Yeah, here's your tax dollars hard at work for Bush.
If anyone wants to come play Wc3 Counter-Strike. It's fun shit.
...So I call him a cocksucking asshole and I get grounded.
Urban Dictionary dot com.
I completely forgot about this from a while ago. This could be the best informational internet page ever. :P Never be teh ignorant n00b again!
Haha just that :P
Whoops, forgot to throw this in before spiderman. I think it was too slow, plus it's fading further from how I remember the cartoon and what not.
Yeah, I'd rather my kids watch that too.
Bibleman - ty Krista.
Porn + Chess = win.
...Why is the rum gone?!
Wizard power... uh, ok... ?
Wish I'd of done it first. :(
Mario bump song.
How to hide your ninja lifestile.
Bleh, I'm tired. Imma find something to watch and eventually pass out. Leave me a message on aim if you're reading this, then tell 3 people who might like it to fscking read it too. Make me feel like I'm doing something useful here :P
...I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a li'l bit, kay?