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05/01/2004 - 05/31/2004  



Sunday, August 29, 2004

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and

the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he

thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat

awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?" "Oh, mommy said to tell you

lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."



A man and a woman are in divorce court fighting over custody of their children. The Judge can't be swayed either way so he decides to give each of them a minute

to give their best argument as to why they should be given custody.

The woman starts and says to the Judge: "Your Honor, I carried those children for the 9 month pregnancy. Then I went through the pains of labor to bring them into

this world. I should be given custody because of that."

The man stands up to speak and says: "Your Honor, if I put a dollar bill into a soda machine and out pops a soda, Who's soda is it? Mine or the machine's?"


I kind of wonder if this is real or mockery...

How to make 3d images with a digi cam.

Oh hell, cyber relationships in route.

Why'd he buy 'em in the first place?

Paperformers. Geo says they actually transform and shit.

Look at the silly little monkey!

Damn, now here's a dope way to get booze in

somewhere.


22 year old jeep saves a hummer.

Rather bad publicity for Old Navy.

Guess what happened to the man on an immortality quest.

Sex or Something else.

Pen0rz in liturature?

Are you a fashion victim?

Damn, thas a spensive watch.

Hammer Throw winner and another kick ass olympic name.

Damn, that's a lot of ways to open a beer. 31 is the best.

Here's a creepy movie.

Could be the best Olympic name so far.

Concrete Enema? Ouch.

Ants most popular new japanese pet?

Tons of bad ass ways to hide drugs. Fake viagra

as E = teh winnah!

Beware the webcam worm. Thank ya Gleen.

Email via typewriter? Creative shit.

All sorts of number facts of shit going on.

Ever been so drunk that you

break into someone elses car to go to sleep?


Damn, better hope these dogs don't come after your ass.

Bunch of random games for killing time.

Now here's some costumes to prepare your kids for life.

Almost better than the Invisible one. Cept Soz will hate it.

This is still the best one though. :P

Were taking the big apple, bitch.

Hey Chuck, anything

like this happen to you? :P



href="http://www.i638.com/iguide.php?id=8142&tid=289&title=Harumi+&format=&object=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mymoviestar.com%2Fmoviebase%2Fhkispen%2Ffile

%2Fharumi.mpeg">The one on the right at the end looks kinda good.


Porn

pwnz Potter.


I guess power is sexy to women, but ugh.

Damn, it's not even work anymore. Anything you can have sex while doing

shouldn't be work.


Long Island, New York. Pictures. Nifty shit.

10 most rediculous Black Metal pictures.

It's funnier cuz noone will get it.

Hah hah. Shoulda shift-deleted doomas.

Poor girl fubar'n the national anthem cuz she's so nervous.

...another reason for the stabbing in the face over the internet.

Haha, pwnt.

Buncha neked olympics chicks.

Lil John from Chapelle's

Hey, be careful with that ga.....

Damn, give that man the job!

Bible study at hooters.

Pr0n for teh blind.

Boy dies in fridge.

Mmm, aluminum beer cans. Now theres a good idea.

They should put that logo on all yer pr0n.

Haha Mortar, pwnt by teh laz0rz.

Shit, I should find a wig and some fake

boobs.


Some stupid guys fighting.

Ooer, Clerks sequel.


href="http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=14580631&method=full&siteid=89488&headline=kim-is-the-new-face-of-teabags-name_page.html">The new

face of teabags!


Willis fined 21k

for EPA violation.


Damn, I wanna see this catfish.

Kick a fan, get hurt. Remember that.

Uh-oh, crayola is racist, but at least they considered the albino kids

:P


Massive electric arc from powerlines.

That chubby wise cracking kid from the man show as a girl scout selling

cookies.


Mr. T throws people hella far, fool.

Doughboy massacre.

Alf pwnz your cat. Wherever you found all these Brett, you're my hero.

Oh shit, this is fricken old school. Is your son a computer hacker?

Oh

geebus.


Covered in shit curtousy of Dave Mathews.

Noones heard of grants and scholarships anymore? If that doesn't work, I got two words for ya...

get neked.


Bunch of mirrors for that psycho neked girl be my b/f video thing.

Mmm... that's a weird ass guy.

Weedwacker vs Watermellon.

Aww, he fucked up the money shot.

I'm not sure if this is funny, overly sad or a nice combo of the two.

This must've been that pontiac commercial George was talk'n

about.


Neeegah go hooome!

Shit happens. Holy shit I laughed out loud at the end.

Oooh, morning wood mold.

Just think, this guy is probably smarter than GWB.

Oh shit, if I move to canada they'll help me do crack.

110 metre vcr hurdles

Great names in baseball history.

Running out of things to catch her doing, now it's barefoot bathroom romping.

This is a dream. Do not drive without a licence. Obey all traffic laws.

Holy shit, greatest last day of work ever.

People are losing Ebay creativity.

Ecto cooler was so good!

Ooer, they even have the commercial!

See Brett, toldja you coulda went to Albertsons in yer boxers.

Top of his game, til the thumb injury. Kinda long, but it's funny.

Heh, I'm sure we all remember someone this could've happened to...

Miss plastic surgery.

Wow, olympic mascots have gone downhill like crazy.

Lets all Lynndie someone!

Oh my god. I wish they'd televise this shit.

It's the one that says Bad Mother Fucker on it.

AAAAAHHHHH! OW! ::shudder::

Whoever Karin Frank is, they're fucking strange.

Pirates vs. Vikings. I say Vikings win.

God hates shrimp.

Funny, but I say it's staged.

Who's who in cat town.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Awe, look at the silly little monkeys on the pole.

Too fucking big for what it is, someone needs to reencode this shit.

This guy knows he's gonna get it in the last picture.

Voluntary human extinction.

Kind of neat page thing.

Old flash facial annoyance thing.

OMFG HILTER!

Stilly Fredryk

...Twenty-three ninteen! Twenty-three ninteen!

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Damn, I kept building to this and forgetting to post it and then building more and blah blah. I started it back on the 18th or so, so some shit could be a little old, even reposts whatever. Deal.

Turtle power.

No, you can't have a pony.

Bent over a car.

Hot chick for Loren.

Phone book ripping world record.

Is your name sexy?

Wow, caskets big enough for the whole

family!


Jordan to see a shrink.

Grandmaster Bush.

Calamari Fighter!

600$ Wal-mart PC.

More on the Calamari Wrestler.

I guess people still haven't seen the accidental video game pr0n.

Life is like poker.

Know the odds.


See, need to go to England.

Dustbuster birdie.

Guide to Christina's piercings.

Because now they're gone.

Worlds worst websites.

This is how the olympics should be.

Ready teddy death.

...EW! Piercing record. ::shudder:: So many neeedles. Uuuggghhh.

Drawn together. New animated reality show.

Bad ass bunnies return with Jaws in 30 seconds.

Peeps own.

Mashed Taters!

Bad ass, this bear would pwn me.

22 Ways to kill a man with your bare hands.

Stupid people doing stupid things with a stick.

Bunch of cosplayers.


href="http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=820&NEXTID=0&PREVID=129&DISPLAYORDER=20040422194435&CAT=movies&NSFW=yes">The dildo

song.


The first pic is funny, the rest meh.

You heard 'em, beat away.

I don't wanna

know where he hid it.


Buy a tattoo on this guys

head.


50 cent bling bling.

Rofl, collegehumor makes the dictionary.

Modern students devour old math.

Tired of spring dropping your calls?

Fake Olsen twins picture, but I'm sure people have/will wank to it.

Essay generator.

How to write a suicide note.

The Wild amazon.

Asdf, the new trend.

What to bring to college.

Slam Bush.

Bad ass, imma go find 5 bucks.

The making of Lauren.

How is your summer tan?

Naptime.

This would be the best joke ever.

This would be funny on the unsuspecting.

I bet *someone* does this til they get 16/16.

Crazy ass 9 year old boy fury.

Fucking hard ass labyrinth game thing.

Howard Stern's anti-bush website. Wow, I like howard stern much more now.

Man Arrested for sword attack.

Can you take it too slow?

Paris and Nicole sex tape? I don't think it even looks like them.

Crazy ass tornado pictures. Thank ya gleen.

Inside the house of Madonna nd Guy Ritchie.

How here's a g-string I'd like to see a few people in.

Damn, I wonder if it works. But I dunno if I wish to 'know' any more than I

do.


Flight instructer overly starstruck by new student.

Students spend more

money on Booze than on books.
Not too mention it's most of the kids that didn't even buy the books to begin with.

12 ways to crush your testicles in your own home.

This must be why their marriage is still lasting...

Learning the ABC's in 123. ...I think I'm missing something.

Scottie too Hottie. I almost feel sorry for this goober.

Gleen says old news, but I had no idea they might make 3

more Star Wars movies.


Some poor bastard shouldn't of left that box to be found. Nick said he prolly woke up the

neighbors laughing at this.

Valhalla D2 Expansion mod. Hey, I was bored. It could be fun with multiple people, but it's

fucking hard. IE: I'm level 82 or so, and I'm in Act 3 normal and I get pwnt. Poor Sorcwhore.

Miss Norway booted from competition due to pr0n movies.

Now Muslim extremests want to kill her.

Ok Britney, you're a whore. We get it. Do some porn. Make everyone happy.

Time Travel Fund. Too bad it's impossible. Sorry. IM me if you wanna debate(argue)

that it is possible, could be fun.

Good fscking lord. Ultra-marathon?! I just want to fucking know how.

This kid looks mad. Crazy karate looking kid with a stick.

My parents are cooler than yours. Doesn't say why or anything, just pictures. ...well, they

look stranger. But back in the day, nope my parents were cooler. Neener.

Some short psuedo-german film thing. I haven't watched it yet, it's downloading.

Comment on what you think..

Kite boarding wipeouts. I've never heard of kite boarding.

I wanna drive like this fucking guy running from the cops. ...in a mustang before

you ask.

Amusing GBA commercial.

Here's weather that would end any sporting event.

Intersting Canadian job. I'd do it, would get boring though.

Whites only on this beach. I'd translate the rest, but I don't care.

Stick figure courses with the little game and watch looking guy getting fucked

up.
Fun stuff.

Wal-mart wedding. I wonder how much it cost. Wally

world shoulda paid them for the publicity.


Olympic babes. I wonder what % are foreign.

And the worst husband award

goes to...


Damn, hardcore guy stopping the kidnapper.

Your name in

hieroglyphics.


How to impress the ladies at Burger King. Wow, what a moron.

Sir Mark Thatcher out on bail over coup plot.

3000 mile trip in a wheelchair.

Damn, for 1... how the hell did he win? For 2, how the fsck did he drink so much?

Now here is a bad ass greeting card.

Haha, wow. He's fired.

Web page designated for tipping the pizza guy.

Arial maps of whatever street you want.

Civic outside with toyota inside? What is this, Ebay rent a wreck?

Worst Auction item contest.

Damn, that sandwich looks kinda good.

If the bid reaches 800,000$ he'll include a piece of his ear.

Ostrich Skier.

Here's a costume your kids will be afraid of.

Yahoo's suggestions for alternate domain names.

Han Solo in lego carbonite.

UK cig additives list.

Kick ass paperweight/ice pack/frisbee :P

The truth about Japanese food.

Even better than Hooters!

Bad ass, alcoholic air?!

Christian goth dot com.

Recipe for a donkey punch. It's not even that alcoholic.

Padi Skydiver. Good lord this is fucking hard so far.

Damn, I wanna see him wake up.

Holy shit is this real? 2 legged dog.

Hey Chuck, it's almost what you wanted to do :P Computer Shelf.

Angus Diet PDF! Woo!

Cheating! It's like the ninjas!

Ferris Wheel goes crazy!

Hey! A cheesy flash fighting game.

Where's Waldo online! ...and yes, yes I did :(

Hey, it's the only thing that gets you through the work week.

Age of Consent for everywhere.

Oh dangit, this is the best flash game ever. All those hours on a computer finally paid off.

Where's Saddam? EVERYWHERE! Thanks to photochopping goodness.

The Adventures of Dirty Sanchez.

Crazy 15 year old in an M3.

...Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested in part by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt, me.

Sunday, August 22, 2004

Slow week website wise, I'm done trying to make a big one. Noone is updating enough to make much of anything. Anyway, tada!

Turtle power.

No, you can't have a pony.

Bent over a car.

Hot chick for Loren.

Phone book ripping world record.

Is your name sexy?

Wow, caskets big enough for the whole family!

Jordan to see a shrink.

Grandmaster Bush.

Calamari Fighter!

600$ Wal-mart PC.

More on the Calamari Wrestler.

I guess people still haven't seen the accidental video game pr0n.

Life is like poker. Know the odds.

See, need to go to England.

Dustbuster birdie.

Guide to Christina's piercings.

Because now they're gone.

Worlds worst websites.

This is how the olympics should be.

Ready teddy death.

...EW! Piercing record. ::shudder:: So many neeedles. Uuuggghhh.

Drawn together. New animated reality show.

Bad ass bunnies return with Jaws in 30 seconds.

Peeps own.

Mashed Taters!

Bad ass, this bear would pwn me.

22 Ways to kill a man with your bare hands.

Stupid people doing stupid things with a stick.

Bunch of cosplayers.

The dildo song.

The first pic is funny, the rest meh.

You heard 'em, beat away.

I don't wanna know where he hid it.

Buy a tattoo on this guys head.

50 cent bling bling.

Rofl, collegehumor makes the dictionary.

Modern students devour old math.

Tired of spring dropping your calls?

Fake Olsen twins picture, but I'm sure people have/will wank to it.

Essay generator.

How to write a suicide note.

The Wild amazon.

Asdf, the new trend.

What to bring to college.

Slam Bush.

Bad ass, imma go find 5 bucks.

The making of Lauren.

How is your summer tan?

Naptime.

This would be the best joke ever.

This would be funny on the unsuspecting.

I bet *someone* does this til they get 16/16.

Crazy ass 9 year old boy fury.

Fucking hard ass labyrinth game thing.

Howard Stern's anti-bush website. Wow, I like howard stern much more now.

Man Arrested for sword attack.

Can you take it too slow?


Can't even end it with a joke, never have I been in the same room with so many power players of games for so many hours :P ::goes to sleep happy::

Friday, August 13, 2004

I kept mystically losing links to this update. If there's a repeat or two, tough shit.

Fall down.

Casket furniture.

Britney in Miami.

I want to go to London.

Even more so cuz of the men there.

Whenever I get back, I wanna work here.

Spiderman crayon review.

Goodfellas special edition.

Awful arcade machines.

Ralph Wiggum sound board.

If Microsoft owned NES. Wow, a good fark photoshop thread.

Coffin Toss. 698 and change. Beat that :P

Nifty computer mod.

Pedophile log.

Teagames flash games.

Mario Drums.

Daigo pwnz j00. I thought this shit was a rumor... This is why he really retired.

For the Star Wars fans. The DVD

changes.


321 pounds lost, 450 to go.

Have a good idea? Or a bad one? Post it here.

The Flying Car. Kevin Smith Style.

Man glues himself to g/f in jail ploy. Shit, he's brave.

Lan party of extraordinary magnitude. I'm just imagining the stench.

If Micro$haft originally owned nintendo.

How to spot a liar.

If you are a single male who hasn't been with a woman sexually in 30 months...

Crazy guy and his match heads.

Some Evo casual matches.

Damn! Wtf is this song from?!

Good ol' Family Guy clips.

Wow, that was real?

This guy pulled over a cop to have himself arrested for drunk driving.

4 foot 10, 480 pounds. Guess why she died.

I really don't see the point to a milk bank.

Swearing Jesus.

McDiddy's. Damn, they need a CS-McDonalds map.

Goat The Vote in 04.

Another weird ass fetish right here.

This would be a hilarious gag gift.

Wow, this is a pimping golf cart.

Plane Game! F-18 Madness.

Pictures from the exploding dog.

Crazy japanese pictures.

Holy shit I need to find some clomipramine... and some nyquil.

How to bypass firewalls at work.

She doesn't look so good without makeup. Even with a boob out.

Lifes lessons with road signs.

I'd only be impressed if he got a ball. This would just sting.

Combat ready I-Pods?

Wow, that was stupid.

Fire department humor page thing.

Keg wrap?

I'm sure people have finished public schools knowing worse.

3d Worm game.

Old Guy Rules thing.

Navel maniac dot com.

Don't get back in your car while pumping gas! ...also, did she go in her fscking car and smoke? Kinda looked like it.

Need to know what time it is.... anywhere?

How companies got their names.

I wonder how much gas it takes to fill up.

Yeah! We need a safe place to smoke some rocks!

Damn, remind me never to steal an XBox.

I-Pod vs The Cassette Tape!

Did they test him for drugs when he was done?

Monkey butler.

Prozak in the water?

BRILLIANT!

Ooooh! I remember these sounds! ...sort of. Damn, that wasn't nearly long enough.

Good, I hope she never does it.

Somewhere, Loren is thrilled silent.

Haha, carjacker steals a car he can't drive - A stick shift.

Big ass burger. I don't know 2 people combined that could finish this fscking thing.

Wow, and I thought american Mentos commercials were strange.

Damn, this would be funny to have.

Fuck this game.

Shiet, I would use it to get a lawyer and some ho's.

Gymnast showing off some interesting positions.

Barbie running for presisdent? Bah, they just need my "None of the Above." option.


...The statement below is true.
...The statement above is false.
The Basics
Name:Moi
BDay:6-14-1981
Gender:::checks:: Male.
---
Bands/Artists:
Linkin Park or Fuel:Yes!
Avril Lavigne or Lillix:Is Avril neked?
Offspring or The Clash:Offspring.
Brand New or Dashboard Confessional:Mountain Dew?!
Simple Plan or Good Charlotte:Chocolate.
Eminem or 50 Cent (G Unit):Mr Mathers
Creed or Lifehouse:Death
Cold or Godsmack:Godsmack
Marcy Playground or Bare Naked Ladies:Nudity
Radiohead or Coldplay:Radiohead
Tonic or Train:Gin and Tonic
Metallica or System of a Down:System
Seether or Saliva:Neither black nor white.
Jimmy Eat World or Foo Fighters:Mentos!
The Alkaline Trio or The Used:Duracell
Three Days Grace or Revis:A week
Simple Plan or Good Charlotte:REPEAT!
Story of the Year or Senses Fail:My senses are failing.
Trapt or Smile Empty Soul:Trapt
Green Day or Less Than Jake:"It'll be a Green Day in hell before you guys make something of yourselves."
Rob Zombie or Marilyn Manson:Either or.
Foods:
Carnivor or Vegetarian:Mmm, meat.
Fruits or Veggies:Fruits.
Nachos or Popcorn:Nacho!
Soup or Spagettios:Campbell's chunky!
The Mountain Dews: Livewire or Code Red:Live Wire then Baja Blast, then normal, code red can go home.
McDonalds or DairyQueen:I want an oreo or cheesecake blizzard.
TacoBell or TacoTime:Wtf is taco time?
Wendy's or BurgerKing:Wendy's
Soda or Juice:Cran-Grape!
Colors/Shades Time:
Black or White:Gray, bitches.
Red or Yellow:Hungry colors.
Orange or Grey:Periwinkle.
Blue or Green:Combination!
Pink or Purple:Only on my underwear.
Fav Color Not Listed::Plaid.
Random This or That:
Hot or Cold:Warm
Noon or Midnight:Carpe noctum.
With or Without:Half-full.
Open or Closed:24 hours.
Alive Forever or Die Happy:Die.
Big or Small:Family sized.
Cry or Laugh:Laugh so hard you cry.
Rain or Sun:Rain.
Favorites:
Favorite Season::Winter.
Favorite Month::None.
Favorite Year::1980.
Favorite Book::Something Carlin or Salvatore.
Favorite Movie::Snatch.
Favorite Song::Bad Religion - Come Join Us.
Favorite Artist/Band::Bad Religion
Favorite Place Out of Town::...Anywhere.
Favorite Place In Town::Fucked up state of mind.
Opinion Questions:
Do you think BLACK is a color or shade?:Yes it is.
Do you find Britney Spears to be a bigger SLUT than Christina?:I dunno, let me try them both out and I'll let you know.
Which came first - the CHICKEN or the EGG?:The chicken quesadilla
More Personalized Questions:
Which high school stereotype(s) do you find yourself in?:D. None of the above.
Do you have a crush on anyone?:Sure.
Do they know?:Maybe.
Are you gonna tell us who it is?:If you ask.
Who are your best friends?:Depends on the situation and what I'm doing.
Do you believe you can trust them with anything?:Probably not.
Would you die for an enemy?:Do they die with me?
Would you die for a friend?:....see above responce.
Would you die for a family member?:Doubtful.
Would you die for a famous person?:Do I get their money?
Would you die for anyone?:Maybe myself.
Are you glad this is over?:No, now I'm bored again.

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Saturday, August 07, 2004

It's old, but I know people haven't seen it...

The Human Mind

THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Pictures don't take right unless you're in a strange pose.

Nerdy Tatoos.

This was actually turned in.

Damn, he would've gotten shot in LA.

Creative sick joke.

Bulletproof magic failed. Yeah, guess what happened to the guy.

Crazy ass little weiner dog.

Some anime commercial thing.

Flair series stick fury.

I wanna see a fight!

Keep the kiddies away from this Champagne.

Crazy kid with a knife!

And the winner for best pr0n name EVER goes to...

This guy is probably a lot of peoples hero.

Bunch of weird games and toys.

Only a cop could settle a hit and run out of court and get a DUI.

The Spam reality checklist.

Lego history of space.

Make your own custom body kit.

Pretty mighty computer right here.

13 year olds trying to rob stores.

Church of Sponge Bob?

Puzzled sheep.

At least he got paid for his effort in the description. Rubber Ducky of Dooom!

Now he really is rich, biatch!

Most players would like to do this, even if by accident.

All Weed Team. They should just legalize most drugs.

STD Calculator! Check for STD's online.

Bad ass, I want one of those bottles.

Drink up, Ladies! It makes you brainier! Trust me, you could use it.

She says they're real. I don't doubt it.

Family beach photo generator.

Man accidently beheads wife.

Oh, sure! Convict the straight Priest!

Ever sold drugs to a cop? ...in uniform? ....in a marked cruiser?!

Tornado tested Jeep!

Piranha in the mall fountain!

Here's a bright towing company.

Damn you could fight fires with this water gun.

Wow, Internet gets you out of the military.

No sex causes stress. Thank you, Captain Obvious!

What women want after sex.

Turn Candyland into Casinoland!

How much gold is in goldschlager?

Home made absinthe?! Oh shit, I have a mission.

Radial pong.

Holy shit. Full archive of Red vs. Blue.

Oldie but goodie. Triumph at the Star Wars opening.

Sven is the reason you hate your computer.

The Johnson dot net.

Damn 10 bucks tip on a 600$ tab?

Another drug dog OD's.

Let the 52 pick up and card jokes begin.

No idea when or why you would need to measure you're cat's tongue. But here ya go.

Wow, this can't be a healthy drink.

Are you one of the card carriers?

Urban asshole notification cards. Holy shit do I ever want these.

Poor Marc. You'll get it someday.

Barcode yourself!

Here's a sign you might be drinking too much.

Need a Hernia trainer?

Extreme Unicycling.

Short bus rampage.

Things like this make me ponder what really goes on in this country.

Movie titles collection.

Don't date a backstreet boy.

Another strange fetish. Anorexic Sex. ...ew, they need some pie.

Build a better Bush.

The Superficial. Nifty site.

Shit, here's a movie I'll be watching :P

Why is someone falling so funny?

You know not to throw gas in a fire, right? They don't.

Haha, pwn3d.

thas it, no sites update on the weekend...

...Spooooooooooon!

Friday, August 06, 2004

Word of the month: Pundit.

Fahrenheit shown in prime time in Cuba.

Mom of Britney's soon to be step kids to get a reality show?

E-Voting calls on hackers to expose flaws.

Who was General Tso and why are we eating his chicken?

Complicated ass drinking game.

Oh hell no you don't get my beer, bitch!

Wrestler tackles some guy on a plane.

Women arrested over candy bar.

Funny ass shirts.

Never know when you'll need to move a body.

Emu and Roms thing from teh soz

Boh! Selector! From John. It's a D&B thing.

Remember Judy from Family Matters? She's done a few things since then...

Retro headsets for your cell. I think it's a repost, but it's so funny.

Panties with a purpose!

Bible sex stories from Krista.

College kids arrested for bunny bomb.

A couple dozen Keira Knightley pics.

I guess those body manipulation guys were fake. Thank god..

That doesn't look like a tongue in that dogs mouth.

More shirts. Hehe, donkey punch.

Quick, we need publicity!

Oh hell. Hulk should not be Bond.

I guess Carter beat up Paris.

Jacko voted worlds ugliest man.

You are a fucking moron. If you haven't seen 'em all. You should watch them.

Ronald Reagans son's case against Bush. I'm definitely reading this later...

Hrm, that's an interesting Brittish Dish..

Tons of owned pics. Hey Chuck, make some sprays. :P

Rick James Died. Repeatative joke mongers everywhere morne.

Bad Karma.

Aphrodisiac pizza.

Yes, it's true. ...well, and Video games.

The story of Andy's computer.

American Dad. I call the next animated hit, right now!

Along with the next funny movie.

Drug dog dies of OD. I'm so twisted for thinking this is amusing.

Another Bushism. Even though I think he got it right.

Why do we kiss with shut eyes?

Subservient President. The chicken is still much, much better.

Here's one sex tape I might pass up.

Palm PsOne

Dubya soundboard.

Winky! This is Aldo's fault.

The one straight Catholic priest gets busted.

If Anyone cares about Evo results.

Elsie the mooing cow. My dear lord.

Pimp my bride.

This is disturbing looking.

How to fake an orgasm.

Pimped out azian rides.

Damn this need directions thing is getting trendy.

Famous Mugshots.

Wow, does that thing work?

Free KY! No, seriously...

Porn bread.

Damn, this Robot is awesome.

Tune your car with your GBA. George is my hero. I still say it's funnier than it is cool.

White house west. Will Ferrell as Bush.

This is why you don't let kazaa search for files to share.

Tub cat? Dude, if that's real... That's a huge fucking cat.

Wow, didn't someone tell time that it was a photoshop by someone? What was that site that does all that real or fake thingie stuff. Yeah, nevermind.

Air plane crash voice recorder.

Goat and a... mini tractor?

Goldfish + Mountain dew. I'm not sure if this is mean or not.

Watch out Cheny, Bush is look'n for ya.

O_O ...dude, even if I had a gun. I'd just run from these guys. They're fscking crazy!

Beware the sexperts.

Nifty beer.

Banned commercials gallore.

Just Ted flying.

Ninjas! It's still better than the Vikings.

Glen! Glen Glen Glen!

Discovery channel DO NOT AIR - Shark week commercials.

Dude, whoever has a cubicle of their own needs to do this right now!

Damn cops. ...Not that I wouldn't of also, but still.

See, you'd never get away with this shit here. Well, then again it is a weapon and not nudity.

What do you remember from school? Meh, 9/10. I didn't get #9 :P

What players want to hear what music when they come up? Thank you Gleen. Hey, more of you should like baseball. It requires a skill.

Rare IPod prototype scetch!

Van/Bus looking thing running a quarter.

Death List. Pope John Pauls number is up. I bet you can bet on this in vegas.

Paper catch and toss.

80's knowledge stuff.

...What the shit is this from?

Buy 8, 2

Shit damn, someone thought of my putting an optical sensor on cell phones so you can use it as a mouse. Along with tons of other shit.

Simpsons if they mated. I think Moe and Renee win.

I wanna go to this club.

Who owns all the big stations?

Fifty Six Deceits in 9/11 Doesn't matter, Bush is still a tool.

...Are you sure it's not a bear, or a puma?

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